Transaction at the register of a Mini Mart at a 76 gas station.
Customer: "Pack of Marlboro Reds."
Cashier: $5.15, please."
Customer: "Oh, and a book of matches."
Cashier: "We don't have matches, but lighters are only .50 cents."
Customer: "But matches are free."
Cashier: "But most places charge a dollar for a lighter."
Customer: "Okay, fine, a blue lighter."
Cashier: "The blue ones are a dollar."
posted by The Fixin's Bar @ 1:40 AM
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