A group of 5 or 6 men and women of varying ages eat scones and leaf through the newspaper, gathered around a single table. One of the men (in a t-shirt reading "If hell freezes over... I'll ski that too!") discusses his life's ambitions with one of the women at the table:
Man: "I would love to see all of the 8 wonders of the world before I die."
Woman: "Aren't there just 7?"
Man: "I don't know... the Taj Mahal... the Grand Canyon... is the Eiffel Tower one? What's the 8th?"
One of the other men at the table lowers his newspaper and offers: "Barbara Streisand?"
Cue UPROARIOUS, table-slapping hysterics, including another woman at the table spraying coffee through her nose, and everyone repeating the punchline at least six times.
posted by The Fixin's Bar @ 12:58 PM
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